Yiannnis (the only John on this planet with three ns) opened his eyes. His gaze wandered for a while around the room. He was lying on a double bed in an unfamiliar bedroom. The first sunshine rays of a cold morning had already started to penetrate the room through the window blinds. Everything seemed to go as planned. Only one last test remained to be sure. He leaned on his elbows and tried to get up, but realized that he could not move his legs. Perfect! His audacious plan had therefore succeeded. He was inside the body of Schäu-blues as the mirror that hung on the wall opposite also confirmed. Logically this time Schäu-blues would be lying asleep in his own body next to his beautiful wife. Ah! Homeland demanded great sacrifices!
In a basement apartment in Patissia, lived one strange and mysterious woman. Of Romanian descent, peculiar and exotic in appearance, particularly dangerous and charismatic. This woman was a witch and was practicing black magic with terrifying results. Svetlana was forever obliged to her. Thanks to Magica she had managed to marry the man of her dreams, a 22 year old builder who, until Magica had taken action, was unaware of her existence.
Yiannnis knew that this woman was the answer to all of his problems and hence the country's problems. Without delaying any further, the next day visited the witch. Although he had not officially made an appointment he was immediately accepted with great joy and admiration. After all he was Yannnis the only John in the world with three ns. The witch literally threw out the customer who was there at the time Yiannnis appeared and led him to her private quarters where she conducted all these dark magic. Yiannnis bluntly revealed his plan. There was no more time to waste. He had to urgently change bodies with Schäu-blues in order to save his homeland. He studied every possible solution and after thorough analysis this option seemed the most effective. Magica was softly caressing her favorite object in the world while she was listening carefully to what he had to say, a small dime placed inside of a glass globe on a tiny pedestal. She let him finish and then calmly replied that his demand was possible but to achieve the spell the following was needed: an adequate quantity of seminal fluid was required from both (Yiannnis and Schäu-blues) and it would have to be "fished out" of a high class prostitute's mouth.
A week later the seminal fluid of the two men was delivered in the hands of the witch in two separate vials each one with the proper name tag placed outside. Yiannnis hired without sparing any cost the most expensive prostitute in Brussels who seduced Schäu-blues with her incredible gifted tongue and mouth while he was changing diaper in the men's restroom, during a large break of one of the many Eurogroups. As far as it concerned him, he turned his heart into a stone and just permitted to one of his countless admirers (who happened to be a famous call girl) to serve him with awe and incredible passion.
Magica told him that at the last full moon of July he would fall asleep as Yiannnis and wake up as Schäu-blues . That last night of being him he had made tender love to his wife leading her to climax no less than ten times. He knew that never again could he have sexual intercourse with her and yet he was willing to make this supreme sacrifice to save his homeland. Then he slept with a determinative expression carved on his face.
And now there he was lying on Schäu-blues' confortable bed. He wondered who exactly would help him get up and sit on the wheelchair which was placed on the other side of the room. Before he had time to complete his thoughts the door suddenly opened. A young maid with an extremely sexy figure, large breasts and raunchy face wearing unbelievably short skirts approached. "Wolfy, it's time to get up" she said in a mincing manner in German off course(which nevertheless Yiannnis spoke fluently). She approached him, pulled the covers and then with a swift motion took his pajamas pants off. "But first your morning relief," she added with a smile and lowered her head just exactly on the right spot. A moaning of pleasure escaped from the mouth of Yiannnis / Schäu-blues. Maybe it was not so bad after all to be inside this old body of the cranky German finance minister.
One hour later, in the extremely hot from the heat wave Athens, Schäu-blues awoke to find himself inside of Yiannnis' body. Shock and awe mesmerized him at first but before he realized what exactly was happening the beautiful wife of Yiannnis had already embraced him tightly with 'evil' intentions. "Honey, do you think we could repeat what we did last night?" she whispered in his ear. Schäu-blues was paralyzed from the intensity of desire that overwhelmed him. He recognized at once the stunning blonde who had admired many times in countless newspapers tributes to the life of the beloved couple. He instantly decided to go along gladly. He was inside of the body of Yiannnis, he felt strong, he could move all his limbs and had a very pressing morning erection. However the devastating woman lying next to him and holding him seemed more than willing to help him deal with this 'pressing' matter. So he hugged her tightly and blessed Lord Jesus again and again for this amazing miracle. He was now Yiannnis, the most recognizable man on the planet.
One week after the Greek debt was erased with the suggestion and great persistence of the German government which also announced its decision to pay off war reparations to all states including interest on deferred payment.
-----This story and the characters have nothing to do with actual events and real persons. Or maybe not?-----
